Plumber’tails™ Guide
💥 😏 🔥 What the Heck?
Where we expose the pipe dreams in HVAC—with humor and truth.
How Plumber’tails, SmirkLines & Burns work around here.
😎 Note: Smirk was here — Probably tampered with something.
🧠 Just a Bowl of Common Sense
When HVAC companies add sewer plumbing services, odds are it’s not HVAC techs snaking drains — it’s plumbers answering A/C calls.
Plumber’tails is our way of spotlighting HVAC companies sending plumbers in A/C hats.
It’s satire with an honest HVAC services core. We mock the madness and at the same time — warn you too. The worst of these offenders become Plumber’tails — our HVAC public service jabs at companies who send plumbers disguised in HVAC hats — Plumber’tails is part roast, part red flag.”
🧠 The Clues
If the techs at your door smells like a recently used commode and speaks fluent Plumblerish (think Spanglish, but with more pipe dope), they probably shouldn’t be anywhere near your compressor.
These aren’t seasoned HVAC pros — they’re mis-assigned plumbers tossed into HVAC service vans by companies that added “We do plumbing on the side!”. Because hiring plumbers is easy… hiring real HVAC pros is not.
So when the “not enough cold air” call hits the HVAC/plumbing company dispatch, they just shrug and say — “It’s only airflow — we’ll treat it like a sewer gas pipe with an A/C filter on it.” Then they’ll send their best plumber-salesmen roll out with shiny brochures labeled “A/Cs on sale this month!”.
We don’t just call it out — we roast it, with a smirk and a spark.
Public Be Warned!
How Plumb'cracks Words Is Simple & Fun!
You’ll see the Smirk 😎 Icon at the start of each Plumber’tails blurb —
— Sometimes playful, sometimes on patrol will likely be spreading a little sarcasm, sneakery or some type of warning.
😎 Oh no! Smirk is coming! —
send me back home!
No plumbers were harmed in the writing of these jokes.
